Harsh Armadillo is an emphatic group of extremophiles jonesing to help you find your ass and make it dance all night. Their eight-piece ensemble rocks an original combination of funk, jazz and hip-hop roots characterized by sultry vocal harmonies, raucous horn lines, a face-melting guitar duo, and a rhythm section that will put you in a diaper before sixty-five. They were born in a pool of gasoline somewhere in Durham, New Hampshire and are looking forward to acoustically massaging you to completion someday soon.