With origins in the late Cretaceous period, Triceracops exemplifies the perfect union of dinosaur and law enforcement. The ensemble is comprised of nine strikingly good looking musicians with a shared inability to decide on a band name, but a profound enthusiasm for the the creation of erotic melodies. Band influences include well-oiled foosball tables and Julie Andrews. As a band of old, they are rumored to have had critical involvement in the creation of both Mathematics and the wheel. Although not the actual inventors of fire, they did pioneer its use as a cake decoration.

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Saratoga Springs, NY

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